2 words to dread

Hi everyone,

Hope you are doing well.

At the security checkpoints, I am always a little anxious. Not because I am trying to sneak a water botle on or more than 3 oz. Of liquid. More because I dread hearing the words "male assist."

I would gladly take all the metal that I have on my body, take off my shoes, pull out my laptop,take off my belt, whatever.

Just don't tell me I need a "male assist."

I'm quite good, thank you. :)

-kirk